March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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I’M STILL NOT OVER THAT FUCKYEAHRICKSANTORUM BLOG SO FUNNY
Mar 1st
hahaha 44 minute convo with marguerite about 10 of those minutes were actually spent working the rest were spent talking about kendall and kylie jenner and elle fanning people’s dresses for promotion, homecoming, formal gossip girl in conclusion it was the same thing that happens EVERY SINGLE TIME WE WORK TOGETHER
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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I have feelings about this blog
ophiuchustroll: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ SCREAMS I CAN’T DO THIS CLICK IT GUYS CLICK IT OMFG I’M SCREAMING
Mar 1st
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noreeeeeen replied to your post: OMG YES  WE’RE AT THE PART IN ROMEO AND JULIET … shawn didnt annotate ANYTHING my brother only highlighted stuff but  he drew PICTURES OF HIS FRIEND AS A TENNIS PLAYING DINOSAUR THERE’S EVEN A PICTURE WITH MRS. HAMMER AND MR. HU IN STICK FIGURE FORM
Mar 1st
here’s the secret to sounding smart “all the time” only talk when you have something smart to say
Mar 1st
OMG YES  WE’RE AT THE PART IN ROMEO AND JULIET WHERE MY BROTHER STARTED DRAWING PICTURES IN THE BOOK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Mar 1st
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funny story i’m actually a pretty good writer but i SUCK AT GRAMMAR like i’m good at editing sentences and stuff but like i CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PREPOSITION AND AN ADVERB LIKE I THOUGHT I KNEW  BUT I DON’T??? IT’S LIKE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS BUT IT’S LIKE I’M HAVING A KNOWLEDGE CRISIS
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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yourmistake: THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN SPELL KONFUSION WITH A “K” AND I CAN LIKE IT IT’S TO DYING IN ANOTHER’S ARMS AND WHY I HAD TO TRY IT IT’S TO JIMMY EAT WORLD AND THOSE NIGHTS IN YOUR CAR WHEN THE FIRST STAR YOU SEE MAY NOT BE A STAR I’M NOT YOUR STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mar 1st
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yourmistake: if my mom dies before me i’ll probably just kill myself like i can’t even think about this oh my god omasldfhlgkm omfg no does your mom ever start conversations with “when i’m dead” because let me tell you it’s the woRST
Mar 1st
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ok there is a difference between being “honest” and just being a huge dick to everyone
Mar 1st
haha i just learned that “seche vite” means “dry fast” in french which is a dry fast top coat ooooooooooooooooooooo i see what you did there
Mar 1st
vondell-swain: mr-president: adamusprime: “gunshot wound” is redundant we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound” Not quite the same sort of thing, but yesterday I was thinking about how if you kill someone with an ax, then you’re an ax murderer, but if you kill someone with a gun or a knife or just...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
Fuck yeah I got a 95 on my history test
Mar 1st
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to take a drink and hits his front teeth with the glass.  
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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this just in: i think i might actually pass my history test tomorrow
Feb 29th
yourmistake replied to your post: noreeeeeen liked your post: wait what is the past… why would someone who forgot how to spell “bear” judge you for “suk” that is all i’m wondering i’m just going to leave this here
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
Feb 29th
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noreeeeeen liked your post: wait what is the past tense of seek yourmistake replied to your post: idk why but for a moment i thought the past tense… this is a good post  i feel you guys judging me
Feb 29th
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oh it’s sought hahahahaha oops not “seeked”
Feb 29th
wait what is the past tense of seek
Feb 29th
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idk why but for a moment i thought the past tense of “seek” was “suk”  yeah idk
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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i love my friends but i will be the first to admit that their sense of “asian self-righteousness” is kind of strange and unnecessary 
Feb 29th
idk what happened but i suddenly feel a lot less sad
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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a list of things I'm sad about
my head hurts i lost all my pencils and pens, etc. except for one my math teacher has still not done my recommendation  my dad is mean and annoying sometimes bach festival is on saturday and i am not ready CM is in three-ish weeks and i am not ready i have piano tomorrow and i am not ready my math homework is wrinkled i have a lot of english homework this week i moved up a rank in my Bio...
Feb 29th
well i’m going to bed with the hopes that tomorrow morning i will either  a) feel better and not want to die during school b) feel worse enough to stay home from school sigh
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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tobias-you-blowhard replied to your post: a list of things i don’t want to do right now gpoy @ french presentation haha i have one tomorrow too! a group skit of us in like a cafe hahaha it’s so dumb omg good luck with your presentation ^__________^
Feb 28th
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remember when i used to think kevin jonas was really cool man what an unfortunate time of my life
Feb 28th
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a list of things i don't want to do right now
english homework english homework homework for english class eng lish home work                english homework
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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could my dad not criticize me for everything when i already have 20 other things to worry about that would be fabulous thank you
Feb 28th